I'm working on my shiny new idea - we're in the honeymoon phase - it's a pretty, sparkly idea with no bad habits and it's just perfect and we're going to be happy together forever and ever!*
As with all shiny new ideas, this one requires that I do some research because, while I am a walking encyclopedia of useless information, I don't know everything.**
This week, my topics of research have included the following:
- how long DNA results take
- how long a body takes to decompose in water - in the summer
- Whether bodies can be identified by standard means (dental records, etc.) or if a DNA test has to be done to confirm.
- Post traumatic stress syndrome
- Psychopathic tendencies
All interesting topics but I fear that I'm going to have some 'splaining to do if the FBI ever decides to check into my on-line activity.
*Or until it starts leaving its wet towels on the floor, refusing to cooperate and just generally being a major pain in my ass.
** I know, it surprises me too. Also, do NOT tell my husband I just admitted that.